A Vote for Obama is a Vote for Hope
by Jamie Stark
Every generation of Americans has the opportunity to change the world for the better, to ensure that America stays on the course of forward progress. The swinging 1930’s had FDR, the groovy 60’s had JFK, and the turbulent 00’s have Barack Obama. Obama may be the most...Read More.
Sound Smart with Help from the Political Expert
by Tyler R. Colbert
Whether you’d like to believe it or not, your relatives think of you as an arrogant, simple-minded teenager.
Fortunately, I can help you finally sound smart. After studying my report on the presidential candidates, you will be a political expert and the talk of the dinner table. You will finally earn the respect of your family, and you will receive better presents from Santa.
Fear not: my intentions are not to “humorize” or “satirize.” When it comes to politics...Read More.
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City Should Reconsider Hostility Towards Homeless
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Energy vs. Soda My name is Tim and I don’t drink soda. I haven’t had a soda in over two years. Some people ask me, “How do you survive?” I simply reply with “Energy.” Now where do I derive this energy from? The most common form a person can get—energy drinks. Now most of you would...Read More. |
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